DON'T HUG ME, I'M PREGNANT takes place in a little bar in Minnesota called "The Bunyan," owned by Clara and Gunner Johnson. Clara is 8½ months pregnant with their first child, and today she's looking forward to her baby shower, getting lots of presents, and taking a break from her raging hormones. When a freak snow storm hits, they find themselves snowed in. All roads are closed. No one can get in or leave. Gunner's worst nightmare comes true when Clara goes into labor and he realizes he's going to have to deliver the baby in the bar. With 17 original songs ...

After expanding last year to open a new facility in Big Flats, a local dermatology practice is announcing it will be moving its main office to a larger office this summer. Southern Tier Dermatology & Aesthetics will see patients at their new 333 Hooper Road office in Endwell starting in August 2012. This new office will be nearly three times the size of the current Vestal office that it will replace. The practice also opened their Elmira office in Spring 2011, which complimented the original location in Vestal, N.Y. Owners Colleen Crandell, D.O., F.A.A.D. and ...

Capital Safety, home of the DBI-SALA, PROTECTA and UNILINE brands of fall protection equipment has announced the launch of a new generation of Delta fall protection full body harnesses that provide absolute safety, comfort and peace of mind; the DELTA II. "The original Delta range of harnesses have been protecting workers who are required to work at height for many years and has proven to be a dependable and reliable workhorse of the industry," said Rick Millar, Technical Manager for Capital Safety Australia & New Zealand. "With DELTA II we've taken ...

The new Weekly Webinar feature from Keyword Search Pros equips online companies with helpful techniques to boost their online sales and traffic ratings. The Weekly Webinar feature serves as a free resource for online companies interested in how pay-per-click and SEO services function. Each week, Keyword Search Pros will present a new webinar topic from a list of various Search Engine Optimization techniques that increase online traffic and boost sales. Each webinar will go live at the scheduled time, and Keyword Search Pros will have company representatives and guest ...

True-Dose will be in Altoona, Pennsylvania on April 27 exhibiting natural liquid pet supplements at the Value Drug Company's 33rd Annual Merchandise Trade Show. True-Dose representatives will be on hand to answer questions and provide information about distribution, clinical studies, efficacy, formulations, and availability. Independent pharmacies from around the country trust True-Dose's patented delivery system for dispensing accurate, metered doses of vital supplements to their dogs and cats in liquid form. True-Dose has worked with veterinary nutritionists to develop ...

Graphite Design, maker of some of the most widely played premium shafts on the PGA TOUR, announced that it will exhibit at the upcoming Haggin Oaks Golf Expo Friday, April 27th through Sunday, April 29th, 2012 at the Haggin Oaks Golf Complex in Sacramento, California. Graphite Design will display its complete line of products on the driving range at the Expo. Attendees will have the opportunity to experience the latest Tour-proven products including the new line of G Series hybrid and driver shafts, Tour AD BB shafts, Tour AD DJ shafts, and the popular Tour AD DI - ...

Recently, President Obama traveled to the happiest place on earth to deliver an important message to potential foreign visitors. That message was that the United States is going to make great strides in improving the visa application process. This will allow those foreign visitors who wish to come to America quicker access to important travel documents. Since 9/11, there have been stricter restrictions on foreign travel into the United States. That has put a big dent in America's tourist industry, as these travelers seek out other destinations as opposed to waiting for ...

It is inevitable that with the passage of time, society will lose its great cultural icons. The only solace is that these industry leaders have left behind a veritable treasure trove of recordings that will stand the test of time. A perfect example of this is Etta James' At Last, which has become a featured new release on SoundStageDirect.com. SoundStageDirect is an online independent record store that offers an amazing variety of vinyl reissues of all varieties of music. They also provide new recordings from contemporary artists all captured on vinyl. For many music enthusiasts, ...

Ellipse Communications Inc. has relaunched its corporate website at http://www.ellipseinc.com with a fresh new design and enhanced functionality. Developed by Ellipse's experienced production and marketing teams, the new website embodies the company's commitment to modern web design while maintaining the character that has made Ellipse Communications the leader in technology solutions for the multifamily industry. "The best upgrade of the site is the navigation. It makes it easy to find just what you are looking for and really changes the orientation from the ...

Data acquisition is the transformation of real world information like temperature, pressure and voltage into digital information a PLC, controller or computer can understand. Modbus RTU is a communication protocol that utilizes the serial bus and makes use of binary representation of data for protocol communication. The tM series is a new family of tiny network data acquisition and control modules that provide digital input output functions like photo-isolated digital input, photoMOS relay output, relay contact and open-collector output. They can be remotely controlled ...

Asia energy giant Quantum Petroleum has announced the launch of its high specification Lubricant range that offers exceptional performance, outstanding efficiencies and reduced carbon emissions. John McKenzie, CEO of UK & Europe operations, said the lubricant range has been manufactured using new patented technologies ensuring all specifications fit within a 1-1000 variance. The result offers maximum lubrication, minimum wear and lengthened service life. "At Quantum we provide advanced high tech solutions to the lubrication market place and we work with our ...

Hickory therapist Suzanne Lawrimore announces her website, LifeGrowsOn.net. The new site, which was creatively directed by Woody Stoudemire of MarketingGhost, is a fresh presentation designed to appeal to her female patients. Through her practice, Lawrimore offers individual and family counseling both in traditional, in-office therapy sessions and through Walk and Talk, which combines physical activity with talk therapy. "Many of the women visiting my website for the first time are still undecided about whether or not they should seek therapy," said Lawrimore. ...

Some of the most recent events supported by the community radio station include: a popular live performance by the Mickey Hart Band at the El Rey Theater, the Kids and Creeks Concert series, Sierra Nevada Big Room Broadcasts, Occupy Chico, Story Corps, the Chico Wildflower Century Ride, and the Touch of Chico to name a few. About the importance of community radio, station General Manager Rick Anderson stated yesterday, "The most important things that KZFR provides our local communities are diversity in media, understanding of other cultures, community access to ...

In-Com Data Systems, a leading provider of technology solutions in the Application Portfolio and Code Understanding arena, has just been listed as a 'Cool Vendor' by industry research firm Gartner, Inc. in the category 'Cool Vendors in Application Development, 2012' published on April 10th. IN-COM sees this as Gartner's recognition of the company's vision, innovations and success as a team. According to Gartner, CIOs, program managers and application managers responsible for complex and heterogeneous portfolios should be attracted by the quality and speed that a single ...

One of the most influential humanitarians of our time will be a special guest at the student organized 'Unite in the Fight' Fund Raising event on April 26th at the Eagle Oaks Country Club in Farmingdale, to help bring awareness to bullying and the negative outlets students are using to deal with the obstacles in their young lives. David Toma is a highly decorated former New Jersey Police Detective, whose career inspired two TV Shows 'Toma' and 'Baretta'. Toma has since dedicated his life to informing students about the long lasting detrimental effects of negative behavior, ...

Lombardo Homes of Michigan has just announced that the Gloede Park Estates community in Macomb Township is now open and has new homes available starting at $209,000. http://www.lombardohomes.com/new-homes/single-family-home/MI/Macomb-Township/Gloede-Park-Estates/63 Gloede Park Estates is an established family community near Highway M59. Here, your family can enjoy spacious yards, community sidewalks, and tree lined streets, while still being minutes away from the from Patridge Creek and Lakeside Mall. The great part about Gloede Park Estates is that the neighborhood ...

A credit union industry icon known equally for his passion for the movement and his legendary wit, Mr. Melchione joined Styskal, Wiese & Melchione LLP in 1974 and was the driving force behind building it into the first law firm in the country to specialize in serving the needs of the credit union industry. From a handful of clients in its early years, the firm grew under his leadership to become the preeminent credit union law firm in the country serving more than 350 credit unions nationwide. "We have lost a friend, a mentor and a great visionary," said ...

Christie has signed a technology co-operation agreement with Park Road Post Production Ltd. ("Park Road") and Weta Digital Ltd. ("Weta") to work together to advance the state of the art of digital cinema production and projection, with an emphasis on high frame rate (HFR) delivery - the industry's most exciting new technology. For its part, Christie will supply a combination of 'direct to engineering' technical support, Christie Solaria Series DLP Cinema projectors and early access to prototype projection technologies, including laser projectors, that ...

Actian Corporation today announced that its Vectorwise analytic database has achieved record-breaking performance for the Transaction Processing Performance Council's TPC-H benchmark. Running on a single Cisco Unified Computing System (UCS) C250 M2 Extended-Memory Server, Vectorwise delivered the best performance and price-performance for 2-processor servers in 100GB1 and 300GB2 scale factors. These results yet again demonstrate performance for a broad range of business intelligence and decision support systems that were previously not possible without expensive software ...

Mailigen, up and coming email marketing company, today announced more than 820% growth in their customer base over the last year, new feature set, and industry accolades. Since the company's founding in 2010, Mailigen has grown its user base and revenue at double digit growth year-over-year while continuing to build out an extensive feature set which include e-mail marketing and social integration capabilities, online survey development and SMS marketing options. The company's success includes enhancements to the feature set, growth in the customer base and introduction ...

The NAMM Foundation has selected Open Door Christian Schools (ODCS) again as one of the "Best Communities for Music Education" in the United States. The selection acknowledges ODCS' commitment to and support of music education in its programs. Under the musical direction of Mr. Chris Clark and Mrs. Laura Watkins, ODCS has received this honor three times in recent years (2004, 2010 and 2012). "The program Mr. Clark has built is nothing short of phenomenal. In his 20 years with our school, the legacy he has created has impacted and blessed hundreds of lives. ...

Dallas arbitrator and appellate attorney Deborah Hankinson will be a featured speaker in a national conference of lawyers, arbitrators and business people addressing arbitration trends and methods for keeping arbitrations from getting out of control. Hankinson, a former Texas Supreme Court justice and founder of Hankinson LLP, will participate in the panel presentation, "How to Prevent a Runaway Arbitration," during the American Bar Association Section of Litigation Annual CLE Conference on April 19 in Washington, D.C. The panel will offer practical solutions ...

(Maintenance, Repair and Operations) markets around the world, has found a new niche in the metal shredding industry. A member of the Institute of Scrap Recycling Industries (ISRI), Emerson Bearing provides bearings for industrial metal shredding machines. These machines can shred heavy duty metal waste such as automobiles as well as doors and windows, drums, guns and brass cartridges, copper scrap, white goods, baled aluminum, scrap/trim, pails/buckets and more. Emerson Bearing typically receives bearing orders between $5K and $10K. Emerson Bearing is one of the ...

Core 3 Networks, Inc., an Atlanta-based web hosting and development firm for large scale high bandwidth applications, today announced its launch of LAMPTechs.com, an a-la-carte service center for Linux Web and MySQL servers. Whereas most service providers offer monthly contracts for managing systems, LAMPTechs will provide the service on an as-needed basis. "Offering emergency and planned support service in an on-demand environment will allow customers to be free from management contracts and only pay for what is needed." said Chris Horne, CEO of Core 3 Networks ...

The Unity Church of Tri-Cities in Johnson City Tennessee has invited inspirational speaker and author Alice McCall to talk at the Sunday morning service on May 6th. "It is an honor to be asked to speak again to the Tri-Cities congregation. I am looking forward to sharing the importance of going to our own hearts for guidance and wisdom," states McCall. The talk focuses on the concept of living a heart centered life and how to do so in spite of one's busy life. "I've witnessed the benefits both through my clients, along with my own life, and recommend heart ...