OffTheGridNews.com: Outrageous New Article "Obama Administration Now Offering Free Physicals and Beer with Every Full-Body Airports Scan" Illustrates Absurdity of New TSA Measures

CHAMBLEE, GA, November 22, 2010 (Press-News.org) In true satirical style OffTheGridNews.com, a site dedicated to providing individuals with the most comprehensive and practical survivalist information for living free from the shackles of on an outdated and overextended utilities network, corporate monopolies and government interference, has tackled one of the hottest issues making headlines today, the Transportation Security Administration's new requirement that all passengers at some U.S. airports pass through a full-body scanning device or submit to a thorough pat-down inspection before boarding a flight.

It has always been the mission of OffTheGridNews to stand up for the rights and freedoms of Americans and this recent decision by the TSA and its support from Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano has triggered outrage and called into question the Constitutionality of the new requirements.

To illustrate the absurdity of the TSA's decision OffTheGridNews.com has published an equally outrageous article entitled "Obama Administration Now Offering Free Physicals and Beer with Every Full-Body Airport Scan" measures.

Just as Jonathan Swift did more than 250 years ago the OTGN article tackles the seriousness of the subject with a touch of humor that illustrates the ridiculous path the TSA is traveling and it's failing efforts to convince the public that the screenings and pat-downs are for their own good.

So how good you may ask? Well according to the OTGN article there will be a number of new benefits tied to the intrusive screenings including obvious healthcare benefits as TSA Administrator John Pistole points out that manufacturers will "retool airport scanners for quick radiology, CAT scans, MRIs, bone densitometry, ultrasounds, and more for weary travelers."

Those healthcare benefits aren't lost on Health and Human Services secretary Kathleen Sebelius who demonstrates her support of the TSA requirements by saying the security process will "reduce some of the pressures engendered by the administration's recent changes in health care provisions."

To further win favor among the skeptical traveler the new security measures will be topped off with a free beer, further incentive to allow the TSA to slowly undress you of your dignity and strip you of your privacy.

OffTheGridNews tackles a great deal of controversial issues facing the country and anytime there is a threat to the liberty and freedom of American citizens a response is in order. The recent TSA passenger screening and pat-down inspection measures is just further proof that the government and its agencies are willing to sacrifice the rights of Americans for their own initiatives. To sit back with your mouth shut or your pen and paper tucked away is unacceptable, stand up and be heard.

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