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"Ted L. Nancy's Afternoon Stories" Now Published!

Ted L. Nancy, author of the "Letters from A Nut" comedy books, has a new book out:

2011-03-25
GLENDALE, CA, March 25, 2011 (Press-News.org) "Ted L. Nancy's Afternoon Stories" (For those that enjoy a lunatic story in the afternoon) With an Introduction by Fred D. Nancy.

In this book, Ted travels around our great nation telling his stories and bringing along acts to entertain the public.

He goes to a gas station, thermos factory, mattress store & other places in the afternoon and tells employees his insane stories.
(Many do not want to hear them; others do)

Then Ted regales them with ridiculous acts he travels with. Like THE VENTRILOQUIST WITH THE PUPPET IN A COMA. The puppet just lays there hooked up to a hospital IV. The Ventriloquist talks to him but he just beeps there unresponsive in a coma.

The book has photos & illustrations by Alan Marder.

"I miscalculated," says Ted. "I assumed people wanted to hear my stories and see my acts. I had no idea someone would throw a thermos at me. I am sorry for that person. But I let it go."

Barry Marder is Ted L. Nancy. Jerry Seinfeld revealed Barry Marder on "Larry King Live" and "The Today Show" with Matt Lauer in September 2010 as the true author of the "Letters From A Nut" books.

Phyllis Murphy is Mr. Nancy's muse. She tolerates chives.

The "Letters From A Nut" books are copyrighted Barry Marder's Harris Remodeling Co. LLC.

Ted L. Nancy is a registered trademark of Barry Marder's Harris Remodeling Co. LLC.

His website is TEDLNANCY.COM

The book is available on Amazon.com at this link:
http://www.amazon.com/Ted-L-Nancys-Afternoon-Stories/dp/1439247277/ref=ntt_at_ep_dpi_7

For any inquiries contact Eric Bjorgum at 213-785-8070. Bjorgum
is Ted's Norwegian attorney.

Contact:
Mr. Eric Bjorgum
Ted L. Nancy
Glendale, CA 91201
213-785-8070
Tedlnancy1@gmail.com
http://www.tedlnancy.com


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[Press-News.org] "Ted L. Nancy's Afternoon Stories" Now Published!
Ted L. Nancy, author of the "Letters from A Nut" comedy books, has a new book out: